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I had a really weird alcohol-induced dream last night. It involved Miley Cyrus staying at my house, which in my dream was this giant mansion thing. I was trying to get to know her, and I was actually kind of liking her in the dream -- and then I realized she was secretly drinking my stash of Bailey's. I couldn't prove it, and I couldn't just accuse Miley Cyrus of stealing my booze, so I hid it in my room.

And then she got angry and set her guards on me at me and I had to flee the property.

idk man, I didn't even listen to her music yesterday.